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Daily Horoscope by Jen Pastiloff: Professional Horoscope Maker-Upper.

December 19, 2011

I am writing horoscopes that come from deep within the well of my imagination.

In case you missed this one the other day.

A horoscope for you today by Jen Pastiloff, professional horoscope maker:

Although at first, this feeling of utter Delight & Joy make catch you unawares.

But, after a brief glance in the mirror, where you will do a double take to make sure it is really you, the following hard fact will be accepted……You will no longer care what Others think about You.

You will step outside and sing out loud and perhaps do a little jig on the sidewalk in your pajamas.

And although you may sing horribly and dance even worse and your pajamas may be on inside out, you will do so with such utter freedom and grace that the world will clap and praise you.
And you won’t even notice. Just as you won’t notice the one person that rolls their eyes at you.

You will come to the revelation that your father was right when he told you ” The only opinion that matters is your own.” 
You will march to the beat of your own iPhone.
You will be free.


Birthday, Delight


December 9, 2011

I have started doing horoscopes. It’s awesome because I am being paid a million dollars to write them.

Ok, that is a fib but it is still awesome fun.

Here is today’s. Whatever sign you are, this is for YOU.

Horoscope for YOU today:

The words “My life is amazing” are heard in a room. You will realize they are coming from your lips.
A mirror will reflect the most beautiful person you have seen in a long long time, and although, at first, you will shake your head in disbelief, that person will be you.
You will notice, with a smile, that it feels good to like what you see in that mirror.
You will do something that scares you, and although briefly you will feel terrified, mostly you will feel good. Really good.
You will be loved more than you thought possible, for a Friday in December.
~~by Jen Pastiloff, professional horoscope maker upper

Feel free to share and create your own and send it to me to post!

PS, Good Morning America is really happening folks! This is the weekend. There are flying in to film me! You can ideed manifest whatever you put your attention on! I did.

I will let you know as soon as I know when it will air. Join me Monday night Dec 12th at my beloved home studio: the Yoga Collective for my birthday class at 8 pm. Come celebrate you and me. It is my birthday and all. 1408 3rd St Promenade, 3rd Floor. All I want is you to buy a Manifestation tee and support Prader Willi Research!